when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
why can’t you spell.
im 2 busy gettin laid
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I couldn’t help myself.
hey look it got even BETTER
I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP
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what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
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My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cutedid he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER
this made me cry
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I just full on laughed at this for 2 minutes I think I’m about to choke
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